{"id":886,"date":"2017-10-19T09:54:49","date_gmt":"2017-10-19T09:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/artattackk.com\/blogs\/?post_type=webdesign&p=886"},"modified":"2024-06-27T05:15:33","modified_gmt":"2024-06-27T05:15:33","slug":"these-design-jokes-are-better-than-your-design-offended","status":"publish","type":"webdesign","link":"https:\/\/artattackk.com\/blogs\/design-reference\/these-design-jokes-are-better-than-your-design-offended\/","title":{"rendered":"These Design Jokes are Better than Your Design! Offended?"},"content":{"rendered":"

AH… NOT TOO MUCH!<\/p>\n

I genuinely thought that you won\u2019t be!
\n(Itne jyada jhile huye hote hai na hum log k ab to kaan pe juu tak nhi rengti!)
\nOh poor fella, hours of running late and thinking of creativity and what you get in return, some stupid \u201ccontent writer\u201d doing his bits around with bashful negligence towards it, good lord, you deserve better!<\/p>\n

That again is a stupid content writer telling you what to do!<\/p>\n

I agree with you that almost 50 % more people surf the visual content<\/a> than the regular internet population, but still you wouldn\u2019t get to the visual part if not for us.<\/p>\n

Ever heard about the term keyword? Oh leave it, you didn\u2019t and will never!<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t worry just yet as the feeling\u2019s mutual!<\/p>\n

\"the<\/p>\n

What are we? Just words and look, again nothing more nothing less!<\/p>\n

So, maybe it\u2019s us working together in the past that led to the creation of this universe! What if there was no God, and humans were really made from the PanchTatva i.e. Jal, Vayu, Akash, Prithvi, and, Agni. And humans created more humans and so the process stands. (Until all these homos joined the party!)<\/p>\n

Well, they might have had a magical revelation to save this planet and that can only be accompanied with killing humans! Lest I forgot, guns are illegal, but what if we halt the process from right where it starts?<\/p>\n

Job done God!<\/p>\n

So, leave with this philosophical bull\u2019s crap, we are the real deals of today!<\/p>\n

The eyes and ears, without us there is nothing in this world, we alone can jaan phoonk sakte hai into the dead beings.<\/p>\n

So, here\u2019s a tribute to one of us hoping that one day the others will get the due credits if only you had some time to finish that darn design<\/a>!<\/p>\n

How we want life to be v\/s how people want it to be!<\/h3>\n

\"black<\/p>\n

I repeat, we want life to be just black and white, our words are represented to you in our client\u2019s way!<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t you fascinate about going in the black and white era?
\nI\u2019m not talking about the black and white televisions, instead I\u2019m referring to the idea of having no beauty around. Just black and white! This way there will be no discrimination about what satisfies the craving of your eyes and what forces you to look away!<\/p>\n

A world like this, oh I just can\u2019t get enough of the idea!<\/p>\n

In a State of War, our clients want us to show creativity!<\/h3>\n

\"our<\/p>\n

And you thought that this guy was asking for help?<\/p>\n

No man! He is doomed already!<\/p>\n

Ok, this is Dark!<\/h3>\n

\"Design\"<\/p>\n

(Credits: Nathan Pyle<\/a>)<\/p>\n

It\u2019s quite some time since I\u2019ve seen such creativity. One fell down, other is halfway there and the one holding him is standing tall against the bully ger.<\/p>\n

Though it was just limited to color pellets, I drew out an emotional meaning of the same.
\nNot funny man, I was here to talk just fun!<\/p>\n

The Cruel Game of Photoshop<\/h3>\n

\"photoshop\"<\/p>\n

I wouldn\u2019t mind having this fella as my doctor.I mean who cares? Vese bhi I would be dead one day, at least you\u2019ll always hear my ghost laugh.<\/p>\n

Monetary Issues<\/h3>\n

\"Website<\/p>\n

All good designs<\/a> ask for money and it\u2019s not just limited to the tools!
\nAs Akshay Kumar<\/strong> says<\/a>, you can\u2019t put a price tag on love but some things just help you express it better!<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not sure whether he was being materialistic, but I\u2019m sure as hell that he didn\u2019t mean it in the design sense.<\/p>\n

You need not to listen to him, all you have to be is a little designialistic.<\/p>\n

Peter Park-Ker!<\/h3>\n

\"graphic<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll do it!<\/p>\n

At Least somebody would click me then!<\/p>\n

Our Kind of Venn Diagram!<\/h3>\n

\"Client\"<\/p>\n

Aim for the center, only to get fucked from all the sides!<\/p>\n

What in the Word is that?<\/h3>\n

\"High<\/p>\n

World, obviously, sorry for my typo!<\/p>\n

Microsoft<\/strong> is vese bhi a whole new world in itself, so not much thing you got against me brother!<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not Chetan Bhagat who\u2019ll stand up to take criticism wholeheartedly, I\u2019m not that big-hearted, sorry!<\/p>\n

WANDERLUST!<\/h3>\n

\"fonts\"<\/p>\n

Next time someone tells you to go out and explore the world!
\nIt\u2019s a trap fella! Just sit back and work!<\/p>\n

Which one would you choose?<\/h3>\n

\"web<\/p>\n

I knew it!
\nI knew it from the day one that you\u2019re a racist and fat shaming prick!<\/p>\n

Wait a minute, I was supposed to say this, right?<\/p>\n

No feminism here bro, pick whatever font you want!<\/p>\n

Ok ok, screw me for fucking with your little mermaid!<\/p>\n

Hahahaha<\/h3>\n

\"Corporate<\/p>\n

The best one yet!
\nNo?<\/p>\n

Help us, we are under attack by geeks!<\/h3>\n

\"web<\/p>\n

You got one job bro, yet you ruined it!
\nRegular people wouldn\u2019t understand if you speak with them in Klingon.
\n(Sorry bro, couldn\u2019t resist it!)
\nYou don\u2019t worry about it, the guy knows whom I am referring this to!<\/p>\n

Aap to move on karo, puri duniya kar rhi h to aap kyun nhi?<\/p>\n

The Design Tree<\/h3>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

One thing that I can surely tell you after looking at this picture is that programmers are the coolest people ever!<\/p>\n

Double Trouble<\/h3>\n

\"Double<\/p>\n

Look at the dog, he is completely clueless about why people photoshopped him in here at the first place!<\/p>\n

Really bad guys and God why do you do this to us?<\/p>\n

Either give us confidence or take away our ignorance.<\/p>\n

The Circle of Life<\/h3>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

\u2026.<\/p>\n

(I\u2019m dead already what do you want me to say?)<\/p>\n

Wait till I\u2019m reborn like Bollywood movies.<\/p>\n

Yay!<\/h3>\n

\"Yay!\"<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

That\u2019s exactly how I became after the image got load completely!<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure you must have similar feelings, no?<\/p>\n

Phew\u2026 Looks like I can rest now!<\/h3>\n

\"sides<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t get it!<\/h3>\n

\"related<\/p>\n

I mean where\u2019s the joke in it?<\/p>\n

There\u2019s boolean and true\/false, on\/off shit, but how\u2019s it related to web design<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

I guess you know better, if you get it then please do let me know!<\/p>\n

Controlling the Population<\/h3>\n

\"Controlling<\/p>\n

Of bad web designs<\/strong> obviously!<\/p>\n

You do your bit and try kro santan sukh prapti k lie, khin AIDS na ho jaye bs yeh thoda sa dekh liyo bhai!<\/p>\n

BADE ACHE LAGTE HAIN!<\/h3>\n

\"BIG<\/p>\n

Can You Turn this Around a Bit?<\/h3>\n

\"Can<\/p>\n

I\u2019m a designer<\/strong> not a fucking magician.
\nGo hire someone worthy of such calibre!<\/p>\n

The life has come again full circle.<\/h3>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

That\u2019s shit right there in the blackened part.<\/p>\n

Oh, censorship, yha bhi!<\/p>\n

The Mediocre One<\/h3>\n

\"life<\/p>\n

People like this shit ok? Even though it\u2019s mediocre.
\nWell, I honestly loved the Jesus wali.
\nIt showed our origin, the rest are just the aftermath.<\/p>\n

Woh Sb to thk h, pr maza nahi aa raha yr..<\/h3>\n

\"psd<\/p>\n

Nah! Ab bhi nhi.<\/p>\n

You did Great!<\/h3>\n

\"the<\/p>\n

Ok, that\u2019s enough!<\/p>\n

Why bully the poor fella all the time?<\/p>\n

And bdw, don\u2019t forget to collect your reward from my office!<\/p>\n

Santa Fulfilled My Wish<\/h3>\n

\"Santa<\/p>\n

So what if he asked for money?<\/p>\n

Everyone does!<\/p>\n

Pisa ki Jhuki Minar<\/h3>\n

\"29\"<\/p>\n

That\u2019s what we read it in the school.
\n(hindi medium se tha, kr lo aaram se judge!)
\nAcha nhi kiya? Arre yaar, judge karne k liye hi to btaya tha!<\/p>\n

This is how italics look to us, this towers side by side will give even Kurkure run for their money.<\/p>\n

The Conclusion<\/h3>\n

You had a laugh, I had a blast, but guess who didn\u2019t?<\/p>\n

Yeah, you guessed it right!<\/p>\n

Oh, poor fella kuchi kuchi koo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":887,"template":"","class_list":["post-886","webdesign","type-webdesign","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","entry"],"yoast_head":"\nThese Design Jokes are Better than Your Design! Offended?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Indulge in a dose of laughter with design jokes that surpass all expectations. Embrace the lighthearted side of design while cherishing the creative journey.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/artattackk.com\/blogs\/design-reference\/these-design-jokes-are-better-than-your-design-offended\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"These Design Jokes are Better than Your Design! 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